Episode Two







Original Airdate:

23 August, 2011


Episode One


Episode Three

Episode Two is the second episode in the first season of the Australian television series, SLiDE. It aired on 23 August, 2011 on Fox8.

Plot Synopsis

Owing $5000 in hotel damages, the gang is sentenced to hard labour but instead try to find another way to come up with the money. They hatch a dangerous plot that involves hijacking a limo and creating a road trip like no other!


  • Ed loses his virginity to Phillipa in this episode.
  • Luke admits to liking Tammy.
  • Ed loses his job at the hotel.


  • (Tammy): "Drive the big stretchy car, thank you!"
  • (Tammy impersonating Scarlett): "Hi, I'm Scarlett. I have really nice hair and I'm a fully qualified yoga guru. I learnt this move from the Dalai Lama; it's called the downwards whore."
  • (Scarlett): "Would you rather be a lion for a day or a sheep for one hundred?" (Tammy): "What?" (Scarlett): "It's just something my old P.E. teacher used to say. It basically means, you know, grow some metaphoric balls." (Tammy): "Yeah, well maybe I will."
  • (Tammy): "I'm taking a holiday from reason."
  • (Scarlett to Tammy): "You and I aren't as different as you think."
  • (Scarlett to Tammy): "You totally put yourself out there and made up for your own reality... I do that all the time."
  • (Scarlett to Tammy): "Stop being so freaking scared of yourself."
  • (Tammy): "Don't show that to Ed, he's got a clown fear." (Scarlett): "How can you be afraid of clowns?" (Ed): "It's a legitimate phobia! I can't remember what it's called, but loads of people have it. (Luke): "Coulrophobia." (Scarlett): "So, what exactly is it that you're scared of, is it their big, giant shoes or their tiny, little cars?" (Ed): "I just think they're pure evil." (Tammy): "C'mon Ed... We're all friends." (Ed): "Fine. On my seventh birthday, Mom got a clown for the party. And after playing "Pin the Tail on the Donkey" I..." (Scarlett): "What?! What, what, what?!" (Ed): I walked in on the clown doing my Aunty Joanne... From behind... Big smiley face and his crazy hair..."
  • (Luke): "Hey so what's the deal with Tammy?" (Ed): "She doesn't know when to stop talking." (Luke): "No, I mean does she have a boyfriend or anything?" (Ed): "No... She doesn't have a boyfriend or anything... Why?" (Luke): "She's cute." (Ed): "What about Scarlett?" (Luke): "I'm just saying, she's... Different."

Featured Music

  • "Touche" by The barettas.
  • "Avec Moi" by Sekiden.
  • "Come Around" by Tim & Jean.
  • "Volcanic" by Operator Please.
  • "Minute Song" by Toy flight P&C city slang.
  • "That Little Girl" by The Black Hollies.
  • "Freedom" by Kid Mac.